#linguiSTICKS and STONES and COMPOSITION (AP Lit, AP Lang)
#your gov is my drug (AP Gov)
#APUSH it push it good (AP US History)
#science of the lamb (science)
#can I get your number? (math)
#senioritis (senior year, applications, SATs, etc)
#if you ever get to college (college advice)
#life lessons
John Hodgman wants to update the Constitution by giving it a hip new name, trimming the fat and putting it on the Internet. (WikiProStitution already has 6,000 new amendments outlawing anchor babies and banning werewolves.)
ILY, JOHN HODGMAN.