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The Daily Show — You’re Welcome with John Hodgman: Constitutional Crisis

John Hodgman wants to update the Constitution by giving it a hip new name, trimming the fat and putting it on the Internet. (WikiProStitution already has 6,000 new amendments outlawing anchor babies and banning werewolves.)

ILY, JOHN HODGMAN.